Wednesday, June 8, 2011
After Thousands of Orgasms, May It Rest In Peace
Long-time readers of my blog know how much I love my Hitachi Magic Wand. It has inspired posts, including My Scepter Is A Hitachi Magic Wand and has been mentioned in many more. Sadly, after years of use and many orgasms, I believe it has died.
It started making loud noises a few days ago, and today the motor seems to have finally given out. I'm contemplating giving it an actual funeral as it has served me well! I have quite a few vibrators, and of course the services of j, but none are quite as sublime as the Wand.
I will, of course, be getting another. There simply is no alternative!
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I always wanted to get a Hitachi Magic Wand for my wife, but never got around to it. I've heard no woman would ever regret buying one. I still may buy it.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.... before we had our Hitachi Magic Wand, we had a giant vibrator from Brookstone that we often used for my wife's orgasms, especially when she was on her period and wearing a pad. It was large and powerful and we named it Big Bertha. I think we both had some affection for it, as it was responsible for hundreds of orgasms. We were quite saddened when it finally died.
ReplyDeletesub cuckhubby - you definitely need to get Her one! It is the ultimate vibrator and will give her incredibly intense orgasms. Maybe if you're a lucky boy She will let you use it on Her.
ReplyDeletelovetosubmit - Brookstone, huh? When my mind goes to Brookstone, I don't see vibrators. Still, they DO have a bit of everything, lol.